We're facebook friends in real life
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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