So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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