i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
