i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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