was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
and i looked up. we had an audience...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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