Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
vagina is talking i cant
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
