There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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