.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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