well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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