You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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