i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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