Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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