Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I cut my penus on the lid.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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