I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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