quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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