Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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