I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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