Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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