puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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