She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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