i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
