The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
You did what with his pubic hair?
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