Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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