I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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