is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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