I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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