She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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