forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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