found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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