so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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