Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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