Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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