I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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