The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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