that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Nicole vs. Life
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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