we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
