We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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