He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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