Life is so much better after having sex.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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