I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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