I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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