Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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