Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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