Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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