She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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