Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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