he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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