Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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