so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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