Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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