Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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