why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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